(轉錄)朋友未來寶寶的名字

在笨版看到的，還挺好笑的

作者: streetball (三個奇蹟可以卡住你的馬) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 朋友未來寶寶的名字 時間: Thu Dec 25 10:12:34 2008    剛剛跟一個在國外念書的朋友聊MSN,    她是我神秘的假前女友,    因為她跟我前女友名字念起來一樣,我們又還算熟,    所以前女友一開始懷疑我們是不是在一起過,    然後我因為忘不了她才找了名字聽起來一樣的人在一起,    當然不可能有這種事,想起來我前女友胡思亂想時還蠻可愛的.    以上都是無關緊要的前言.    我朋友已經結婚了,夫妻都在美國,    不過他們平常分隔兩地,    聖誕假期就是難得相聚的日子,    聖誕節嘛,有伴的人大概都會做那檔子事,    我就開玩笑問她明年寶寶出生要取什麼名字,    結果我朋友想也不想(其實是早就想好了),    開始打出一連串她想替未來小孩取的名字.    她老公姓游(You),所以她替小孩取的英文名:    John You   醬油    Mark You   麻油    Sean You   香油    Watson You 花生油    Serah You  沙拉油    Jewel You  豬油    她說這些大部分都是她想的，少數是她家人貢獻的,    她老公只會一直尖叫"不要啦"    我朋友很有趣,他們夫妻在我看來也會是一直幸福的一對,    等到他們真的有小孩的時候,    我想我一定迫不及待要知道,    她的寶寶是哪一種油 XD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.154.114 [1;37m推  [33mkols [m [33m:I love you 愛老虎油                                        [m 12/25 10:14 [1;37m推  [33mVinchen5158 [m [33m:Jine You                                            [m 12/25 10:15 [1;31m→  [33mihcorox [m [33m:Bo You 柏油                                             [m 12/25 10:16 [1;37m推  [33mjudges [m [33m:黑皮剝是爹 塗油~~                                        [m 12/25 10:18 [1;31m→  [33mz753951zxc [m [33m:柏油這個好                                           [m 12/25 10:18 [1;37m推  [33msm5210 [m [33m:!!                                                       [m 12/25 10:20 [1;37m推  [33mtaco0401 [m [33m:Foc you                                                [m 12/25 10:30 [1;37m推  [33mha0118 [m [33m:石油  (誤)                                               [m 12/25 10:33 [1;37m推  [33mPPPGGG [m [33m:Su You                                                   [m 12/25 10:44 [1;37m推  [33meldora [m [33m:Thank You!                                               [m 12/25 10:46 [1;37m推  [33mkidheart [m [33m:Only you！ 以後不會怕螃蟹跟蚌精喔！                    [m 12/25 10:54 [1;37m推  [33mduck2008 [m [33m:萬金油                                   好好笑XD      [m 12/25 10:59 [1;37m推  [33mhappymama [m [33m:...髮油                                               [m 12/25 11:01 [1;37m推  [33massassinrex [m [33m:奶油!                                               [m 12/25 11:01 [1;37m推  [33mp0poc0la [m [33m:MAYO YOU 馬友友                                        [m 12/25 11:02 [1;37m推  [33msabathia [m [33m:Kong You 工友                                          [m 12/25 11:04 [1;31m→  [33msabathia [m [33m:Hawp You 好朋友                                        [m 12/25 11:04 [1;37m推  [33mdiciya [m [33m:Jean You 精油                                            [m 12/25 11:04 [1;31m→  [33msabathia [m [33m:Borger You 保革油                                      [m 12/25 11:06 [1;37m推  [33mcutecker [m [33m:砲由 金油                                              [m 12/25 11:12 [1;37m推  [33mha0118 [m [33m:FUXK  YOU 法克油                                         [m 12/25 11:13 [1;37m推  [33mAmou [m [33m:YoYo You                                                   [m 12/25 11:14 [1;37m推  [33mkamisun [m [33m:想讓小孩子未來會發，而且多金的話，應該取名叫游發金      [m 12/25 11:16 [1;37m推  [33mwilsw645 [m [33m:New Yo 牛油                                            [m 12/25 11:19 [1;37m推  [33mkyork [m [33m:Bang You 碰友                                             [m 12/25 11:21 [1;37m推  [33msmilegigi [m [33m:InDoSan You                                           [m 12/25 11:22 [1;37m推  [33mroffyo [m [33m:Donsonyo Yo 東森幼幼                                     [m 12/25 11:28 [1;37m推  [33mbwebwe [m [33m: Insonyo yo 陰森幼幼                                     [m 12/25 11:32 [1;37m推  [33mrexmu [m [33m:Indoson You  印度神油                                     [m 12/25 11:34 [1;37m推  [33mbluecrazyboy [m [33m:Anderson You                                       [m 12/25 11:35 [1;37m推  [33mryanw1982 [m [33m:Who r u? 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